Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Wherein I Make Up A Whole Bunch Of Goofy Character Names

I enjoy making up names for people, although truth be told, I never make up any really good ones.  No nonono, wait, scratch that --

-- I never make up any good serious ones.  I usually make up absurd names -- names like

  • Spad Falco
  • Baron Hotep Von Butane
  • Sally Trans-Farino
  • Miklos Bongaroo
  • Hap Lashborough
  • Zane O' The Tripeyard
  • Wilma Frankenboobs
  • Carmen del Burro
  • Zyklo Feromatt IV
  • Vaughn Likely
  • Skip Ballastro
  • Stansfield Stansfield
  • Sir Ender of Chickendale
  • Jean-Luc du Poisson-Petit
  • Hyster Calumika
  • Chi-Chi Zapatos
  • Lord Holten Greenswaddle
  • Cisnita Galcarminite
  • LaTorfa Snackwell
  • Boutros-Boutros Spiegelmann
  • Tarsupia Golcarpia
  • Chico San Dimas
  • Razz Pistolas
  • Slinko "The Reach" Roseburner
  • Squint Teakley
  • Lance Mannschaft
  • Cliebus Van Der Yotte
  • Fallopia Two-Dongs
  • Deke Lumbar
  • Xerxes O'Roone
  • Plitz Sparnaug
  • Inocencio Gritón
  • Paal Slapfield
  • Sergei Pantzaroff
  • Michiko Ypsilanti-Frapp
  • M'fwoobo Sakkasakkasakka III
  • Lloyd the Distractor, Prilosec of Lunesta
  • Brante Kleeg
  • Cash Hamflaps
  • Steg Humpfeller
  • Aibos Fregenderias
  • Helga Grossebruste
  • Calternia Daxx
  • Enrique Tres Pedos
  • Sgt. Gorp, of the Police
  • Linus Hybride
  • Altrex Fornibaar
  • Banjo Frampton
  • Albercus Wolfhorker
  • Tab Rasslins
  • Comanche Joe Kiloton
  • Reed Ruckus
  • Duke Rialto, Lord of Treeshiner, Senechal of the Seven Yaps
  • Pud Monkerby
  • Macanuda Chelascalientes
  • Fane Jonnda
  • Palermofilo Kiqsaz
  • Stangfark the Bombastic
  • Tinkles O'Bleary
  • Gorehack Rainbowpony
  • Someone Else's Mom
...which are of no real use.  At all.